1. You will begin to live days off. This cycle never ends. You'll not rest. A walk awaits you in the morning and evening. Year round. Even in the morning of January 1st. You can not drive on vacation or business trips. Life becomes two events: a walk and feed. Walk around. Feed. Walk around. Feed. Walk around. Feed. Walk around. Feed. Walk around. Of course with the walks are long and full of valuable, interesting and reipad compulsory huviväärsuste- surrounding people, dogs, children, cats, and sachets krabisevate loose luukide- detailed examination. Improve your response, you begin to hate people and dogs (especially poodles). cotton candy
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4. Be ready for a new košmaarideks. The most awful horror saw in a dream that the dog food had run out. Although it was purchased just coming days thirteen pound bag wearing this silly pedigreed tarisite and fifth floors. And now -olge lahked- end!
5. Get to reorient food supplements and vitamins; not to listen to all the people who sit you memorize knowledge of "how to feed your dog because I nourish his own way"; predicts that the dog is going to milk, diarrhea, stomach begins to turn chicken eggs, but careful washing bath in a bucket full of bread + food + a few cans of canned food is quite suitable for lunch.
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10. In fact, the most odious that someone you do not ever reproach. That either all at once or screamed, banged against a table wearing slippers! But no! Sits adores. Only rarely allows himself the criticism silently howled: "... I want to pee, Mom ... Mom ... please, I make haste ..." I want to cry and shake their hair tõpralikkuse and living beings from harassment.
11. By the way, the villains are starting to feel quite often. I guarantee that. Especially if the child would like to rush to the other dogs, but eiiiitohiiii. Surely I missed something? ... A little is still left to suffer.
13. You will begin to run on the training and blush because your dog is so stupid, and you yourself as well. Then you send it, and all the workouts with you, and after-start muidugi- extra money to go around, and the ability to walk alongside the dog.
15. Develop a rare talent of grasping, which is handled by a dog in the dark. Because at this point, the dog: a) something õgida b) catch mice, c) calmly kakada d) lurk few passers-by, e) have long since gone in the direction of ignorance, f), just run toward the road. For anywhere from a few kilometers away from the other dog walks kind of a second, g) do anything in particular that you may not.
16. Your home can sawmill branch. To acquire the skill to his knees vacuuming, pull the rug out from more beds bark splinters millimeter at a time, and coating. But you do not have a total of n
